Nokia is bringing back the popular sliding cell phone from the blockbuster film “The Matrix” with the Nokia 8110. The Finnish phone company made the announcement at the Mobile World Congress. The phone will have the same features but with greater technology.

Asia is Making a Banana Cell Phone
Asia is Making a Banana Cell Phone

The Nokia 8110 will come with 4G LTE and popular apps like Google Maps, Facebook and Twitter. The banana phone will also has a 2.4 inch display and brings back the nostalgia with a upgraded version of the popular cell phone game Snake. Here are some of the specs:

Processor: Qualcomm 205
RAM/Internal storage: 512 MB/4 GB
Display: 2.45-inch
Battery: 1500 mAh – 25 day battery standby
Charging Port: MicroUSB 2.0
The slider can be used for answering and ending calls.
Weight: 117 g.

The banana phone is hitting the Asian markets of Singapore and Vietnam first at the end of May starting at the price of just $109. The banana phone will have a whooping 20 days of batter life and you hit our phone chat lines for almost half a day with the banana phone’s eight hours of calls. The Nokia 8110 gets it’s nickname of the banana phone because it’s the shape and color of a banana, if you’re not into having a yellow phone it also comes in black.

This is like a kinkier version of Commissioner’s Godorn secure phone line in the Batman series, “the Batphone”. Instead, if you buy this new banana phone, this could be your own secure line to the hottest phone chat service in America. The banana phone just sounds like it should be used for our chat lines to get laid. Because, you know, the shape of a banana is that of a penis. Yeah, people are here to find a date or a relationship but they are also to just get it on. Phone sex is fun and easy. You just pick up your banana phone from the comfort of your apartment or house and call up a hottie on our chat lines for some phone sex and jerk it while she talks dirty to know.